You are the world's last line of defense: a wacky waving inflatable tube man guarding the pepper patch.
Deer and voles devour the pepper plants, and raccoons kidnap your chickens 🐔. Run over to them… then STOP and DANCE ERRATICALLY to scare them off! The longer you flail, the bigger your scare zone — and dancing over a wilted plant makes it sprout back faster (🌱 revives are tallied too).
W A S D run • SPACE hold to dance (while standing still)
Mouse drag orbit camera • Scroll zoom • M mute • ENTER say something
One endless shared field — everyone who opens this page wiggles together.
The patch always grows back; your critter-scare count is your glory.
Scare several critters with one dance for streaks: ‼️ double scare (2 in a dance) • 💀 triple scare (3 in a dance) — land one and you'll glow. And every 100 scares, your tube man grows 25% bigger — scare zone included.
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